by the Gay Guy who writes fanfiction for I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
CHAPTER ONE
“I can’t believe it, Chuck. We fooled EVERYONE into thinking that we were straight at the end of the movie and not TOTALLY in LOVE with each other!!” Larry said as he gently caressed his husband Chuck. “I know,” replied Chuck, “I can’t believe they ate up that garbage! Don’t people know soulmates when they SEE THEM??” Chuck and Larry laughed and made out for hours. They were perfect for each other in every way.
“We are so in love and we are a FAMILY,” Chuck smiled after getting the best kisses of his life. “We should go on a honeymoon!”, Larry suggested after he also got the best kisses of his life. “Where should we go on a honeymoon?”, Chuck asked, “Where is a good place to celebrate our special connection?” They thought about this for a long time even though they wanted to kiss forever.
“I know!” exclaimed Chuck, “Let’s go to Norway, also known as the Land of the Midnight Sun. We can visit the lush lowlands of the Trondheimsfjord, and take in the magnificence of the capital city of Oslo.” “That sounds perfect,” agreed Larry, “While in Norway I can see the Aurora Borealis from beautiful Kongsberg, and enjoy a fresh herring caught from the Herøyfjord Fjord!” “Wow,” Chuck laughed, “Norway sure is a great place to go on vacation!”
“This all sounds perfect,” Larry beamed, “I forgive you, by the way, for sleeping with that piece of hussie trash Jessica Biel when everyone thought we were straight.” This brought up sad and horrible memories for Chuck. “No, Larry, I’m sorry I did it,” Chuck frowned, “She is a skanky plate of cold mess and I should’ve never thrown her even half a good bone.” “Forget about it, baby bear,” insisted Larry, “Now before we go on our dream honeymoon to Norway, we better water the flowers. And by flowers I mean that no-good slutty witch Jessica Biel who we have chained to our storm drain out back. And by water I mean pee.” “How could I forget?”, pondered Chuck, “I’ve been brewing a big pot of stinky yellow man-tea for just such an occasion.”
And so Chuck and Larry peed on that little tart and enjoyed a breathtaking honeymoon in Norway, and they lived happily ever after!
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